THE HEIDI FAQ

Q: What is Heidi wearing?
A:
Heidi has on black sweat pants and a pink t-shirt.

Q: What kind of mood is Heidi in?
A:
Heidi feels stubbornly optimistic.

Q: What are the factors currently affecting Heidi's mood?
A:
While many objects of dubious aesthetic value keep emerging from boxes (rusted railroad spikes anyone?) and onto my shelves, the natural lighting is divine.

Q: What is Heidi's situation vis-a-vis coffee?
A:
Heidi has had one so-called medium coffee to go.

FAQ Last Updated: 23 September 2008  San Francisco, CA  09:32  PST

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